so today

I was doing some sprinting stuff with my friendo today. (keep in mind, he is short*)

And he was ahead of me when we pass these to elderly guys, and one of them goes, "c'mon, yer lil brothers beatin ye!" And I stop and look at them. "O-Oh! He's not my b-brother..."

THEN HE ASKS AND I QUOTE:

"sorry, are you his mom?"

And I just sTOOD THERE, THINKING "OH OK IM A SMOL MOM NOW?!"

i just

wtf